IN THE TIME OF THE SPLATFEST
Big Man: Guys, Shiver is missing.
Frye: Good.
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Big Man: Would you slap Frye-
Shiver: Yes.
Big Man: I didn't even finish!
Shiver: Sorry, continue.
Big Man: Would you slap Frye for 10 dollars?
Shiver: I would do it for free.
Frye: Rude...
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Big Man: Frye has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Shiver: That can't be true!
Big Man: Watch this.
Big Man: Hey Frye, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Frye: *Throws themself out a window*
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Frye: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Shiver: They do.
Big Man: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Big Man: Shiver, I know you love Frye. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Big Man: But I think they might be an idiot.
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Big Man: I think Shiver is in trouble.
Frye: Alright. Struggling to give a crap, if I’m honest.
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Shiver: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-
Big Man: What do you want?
Shiver: I've been stuck with Frye for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Shiver: Help.
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SPLATOON 3 SPLATFEST