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"the only rule is don't post long walls of text" proceeds with: "RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN THIS IS A THREAD OF CHAOS"

yesh.

i'm bored and feel like drawing things! except i've run out of things to draw... OOH! I know! I can do commissions!! I am so smart, ya'll... anyway, i felt like doing a commission thing where people send me art they want me to draw, so yea i haven't drawn a full art piece in a while (188 days = approx. 6 months), so i gotta get back in the groove of things. i have sketched a lot, but other than that, it's a no-no. i will accept anything ya'll want me to draw just nothing you wouldn't show your grandma, if you know what i mean. just nothing weird, okay? i might not respond right away (i have a life, you know), but i will do my best at letting you know when i'm drawing something and when you will get it! please don't ask me to commission anything that is extremely detailed! i realy dont have a long enough attention span for that! i barely have enough of one to watch an hour-long movie! if i seem to be taking a long time to finish commissions, it's probably because i am. don't pester me about your art! the more you do, the longer it will take! besides, i'm much less likely to want to commission with you in the future if you do. Edit: it's first-come-first-serve!

*gasp* his name is now bean. bean mcblobbies.

"at times" lol i think its more than that

it says last time he ws on here was 9 months ago

heck YES! my partner is on here, 9 of my friends

yes because i said no and no said yes to no even though maybe said yes and no to the absolutely not and then turned around and then said heck to no!

oh dang nvm too late

pennie! name the floof cat pennie! *gasp* or IRA!!!

yes but no what happens when no because says yes to because no yes yes?

yes because yes said yes to because yes.

because yes.

E!yayayyayayayay!!! yay! 😁

ooh okee! 1946! jkjkjk can i has 4??? i can do a commission for you, too! pls. I NEED TO DRAW SOMETHING BUT I DON'T WANT TO THINK!!!

wait really? it's 6:28 pm here (nebraska)

oop well i still think it's a cool idea

minimal context: I was writing an email to someone both Vire and I know

wait, wut? where da dragons?

YES.

cute birb!

i am currently unable to play it i'm on my school computer and my phone got taken away otherwise i would play

no. not allowed.

is your bodily porkchop finally perfect for once?

yessss!!!