Birb’s homethread (V3) Where I reached the 69 page limit yet again

[BirbMonstwo]

I visited a phsycologist.

I played with the paperclips on her desk and she didn’t really care 

I made a long chain of paperclips and she let me keep it

I now have a necklace of paperclips. This is the ultimate drip.

 

[BirbMonster]

I have final exams very very soon:

One tommorrow (Polish)

One overmorrow (Math)

One the day after overmorrow (English)

I'm pretty much set for English and Math will probably go well but POLISH SCREE HELP-

[BirbMonster]

1 minute ago, BirbMonster said:

I have final exams very very soon:

One tommorrow (Polish)

One overmorrow (Math)

One the day after overmorrow (English)

I'm pretty much set for English and Math will probably go well but POLISH SCREE HELP-

Also every Polish exam is based around one of the books we had to read during grades 7 and 8

This year it's either (Polish titles because most won't make sense otherwise)

• Dziady
• Balladyna
• Kamienie na Szaniec
• Zemsta

If it's Balladyna I'll probably suck because I can renember practically nothing

I looked up and read and watched like a bunch of summaries and the only thing I renember is that the main character killed a bunch of people, became the queen, and died

[BirbMonstwo]

Who wants to hear about the Bacon war?

So today I was sitting in the hammock in our garden with a rubber snake

I showed my sister (the one who I call Violet as a nickname and is 4 years younger than me) the rubber snake and she grabbed it.

After a few minutes of me begging for the snake back, I got up and chased her to get it while she defended herself with a broom 

Eventually, she ran inside the house and locked herself in the smaller, downstairs bathroom. So she wouldn’t be able to get out later I grabbed the broom from earlier and propped it under the door handle

But she managed to escape and the snake wasn’t there 

After a bit of her lying about where the snake was, I imprisoned her under the couch by putting a bunch of pillows and heavy things in every escape route

I still couldn’t find the snake, but while she was imprisoned there we named the rubber snake Bacon.

She escaped again and kept lying about where Bacon was, while I kept looking for him 

Then she finally confessed

He was still in the bathroom I tried to trap her in

The whole time 

But luckily, we came to the compromise that Bacon would be my emotional support snake until my exams were over, and meanwhile, Violet could have one of my plushies

[BirbMonstwo]

3 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Who wants to hear about the Bacon war?

So today I was sitting in the hammock in our garden with a rubber snake

I showed my sister (the one who I call Violet as a nickname and is 4 years younger than me) the rubber snake and she grabbed it.

After a few minutes of me begging for the snake back, I got up and chased her to get it while she defended herself with a broom 

Eventually, she ran inside the house and locked herself in the smaller, downstairs bathroom. So she wouldn’t be able to get out later I grabbed the broom from earlier and propped it under the door handle

But she managed to escape and the snake wasn’t there 

After a bit of her lying about where the snake was, I imprisoned her under the couch by putting a bunch of pillows and heavy things in every escape route

I still couldn’t find the snake, but while she was imprisoned there we named the rubber snake Bacon.

She escaped again and kept lying about where Bacon was, while I kept looking for him 

Then she finally confessed

He was still in the bathroom I tried to trap her in

The whole time 

But luckily, we came to the compromise that Bacon would be my emotional support snake until my exams were over, and meanwhile, Violet could have one of my plushies

And here’s a picture of Bacon

[BirbMonstwo]

Guys

Im back from my Polish final exam!

I think I did really well it was easier than I thought!

[BirbMonstwo]

3 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

Guys

Im back from my Polish final exam!

I think I did really well it was easier than I thought!

Also there’s still some school after these but I’m probably going to be at home most of the time and only come when I have to because everyone else will probably do it too

[BirbMonstwo]

[BirbMonstwo]

This was me trying to type “sleep music stress relief” late at night.

[BirbMonstwo]

Back from exams part 2

I mathed 

2 down, 1 to go. It’s English, which I’m really good at, so it shouldn’t be too hard.

[BirbMonstwo]

BRUH WHY IS THAT ONE AFRICA SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD

THE ONE THAT GOES WAKA WAKA EH EH

I HAVENT EVEN HESRD IT IN YEARS

[Loxfeaf]

33 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

BRUH WHY IS THAT ONE AFRICA SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD

THE ONE THAT GOES WAKA WAKA EH EH

I HAVENT EVEN HESRD IT IN YEARS

OMG I LOVE THAT ONE 😍😍😍😍😍😍

I HAVEN'T HEARD IT FOR AGES

[BirbMonster]

@Lozloxfeafcakerat

(you're the real Fox Leaf if I'm correct)

Idea: 

Mewza goes to Air island, and thinks the Cybops are saying her name

[Loxfeaf]

17 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

@Lozloxfeafcakerat

(you're the real Fox Leaf if I'm correct)

Idea: 

Mewza goes to Air island, and thinks the Cybops are saying her name

( @Lozloxfeafcakeratand @Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp are both me.... I'm pretty sure...)

Stop making me die /j

[BirbMonstwo]

Back from my last final exam!

I think I did well on all of them! Yippee! 

[Loxfeaf]

2 hours ago, Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp said:

( @Lozloxfeafcakeratand @Loxfeafcakeratfawnscarhamp are both me.... I'm pretty sure...)

Stop making me die /j

Yep

They are both me

[Loxfeaf]

Just now, BirbMonstwo said:

Back from my last final exam!

I think I did well on all of them! Yippee! 

Yay! If you didn't, I will hack every computer to give you the best score in the world!!

[BirbMonster]

Found this 'armadillo' on etsy... (tw creepyness/body horror)

 

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[BirbMonster]

Winter with a scrunchie, slay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7HgDrpi5AU

[Loxfeaf]

9 hours ago, BirbMonster said:

Found this 'armadillo' on etsy... (tw creepyness/body horror)

 

 

It's beautiful but it's hard to look at

[BirbMonstwo]

Some funny stuff I’ve found

 

[Loxfeaf]

4 minutes ago, BirbMonstwo said:

 

Omg

[BirbMonstwo]

Fun fact: On some parts of the wof wiki, Darkstalker is listed as a NightWing queen.

[BirbMonster]

 

[Loxfeaf]

19 minutes ago, BirbMonster said:

 

I literally wheezed