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1 hour ago, Green the Fiery Fox said:

I have a head-canon that polly was one of the reasons Green lives in the overworld and showed her a bunch of overworld stuff 

I am going to make a bit of art when I get home, too

Adding to this, I can see Green doing crazy weird stuff. Some examples are Green drinking vinegar and drinking toast she put in the blender

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2 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said:

 Green drinking vinegar and drinking toast she put in the blender

ok everything polly has done is completely justified /j

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incorrect quotes:

Polly: Hey Green can I get a sip of your water?
Green: It's not water.
Polly: Vodka, I like your style!
Green: It's vinegar.
Polly: Wh-Wha-
Green: It's vinegar, COWARD.

 

Polly: What are your goals?
Green: To pet all the dogs.
Polly: No, fitness goals.
Green: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

 

Polly: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Green: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Polly: No! Four to five seconds!
Green: Too late!!!

 

Polly: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Green: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

 

Polly: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Green's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out... (Uh this may be leading to some canon backstory for green O^O)

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more:

Polly, tending to Green's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Green: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

 

Polly: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Green: Stop romanticizing the past.

 

Polly: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Green: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Polly, desperately, as Green bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Green: Oh! B positive.
Polly: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Green:

 

Polly: It’s dark in here
Green: Don’t worry dude I got this
Green: *Stomps their feet*
Green: *Skechers light up*

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1 hour ago, Green the Fiery Fox said:

incorrect quotes:

Polly: Hey Green can I get a sip of your water?
Green: It's not water.
Polly: Vodka, I like your style!
Green: It's vinegar.
Polly: Wh-Wha-
Green: It's vinegar, COWARD.

 

Polly: What are your goals?
Green: To pet all the dogs.
Polly: No, fitness goals.
Green: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

 

Polly: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Green: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Polly: No! Four to five seconds!
Green: Too late!!!

 

Polly: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Green: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

 

Polly: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Green's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out... (Uh this may be leading to some canon backstory for green O^O)

Can I have that generator

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2 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said:

alr green officially thinks dandelions are edible it's canon

I mean she is a doggo and dogs will eat plants/flowers :]

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Arsoncake: What did you do with Green's body?
Polly: What didn’t I do with the body?
Arsoncake:
Polly: Okay, that sounded more [Censor cause ye] than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

This officially happened after she died for the second time

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*The group is getting into the car*
Arsoncake: I’m driving.
Polly, out of view: Shotgun!
Green, turning to face Polly: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Polly: WOAH-
Polly, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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