Jump to content
Stray Fawn Community

Minecraft Realm V2


Aether

Recommended Posts

Duocake: Rules are made to be broken.
Polly: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Green: Uh, piñatas.
zix: Glow sticks.
mod: Karate boards.
eevee: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Duocake: Rules.
Polly:

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Duocake: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Polly: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Green: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Polly, learn to listen.
zix: What if it bites itself and I die?
mod: That’s voodoo.
eevee: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Polly: That’s correlation, not causation.
zix: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
mod: That’s [No]
Duocake: Oh my God.

  • Haha 2
  • Confused 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Duocake, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Polly: Hey.
Green: Hi.
zix: Hello.
mod: Hey!
Duocake: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
eevee: We were out of Doritos.

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Duocake: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Polly: ...I did. I broke it.
Duocake: No. No you didn't. Green?
Green: Don't look at me. Look at zix.
zix: What?! I didn't break it.
Green: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
zix: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Green: Suspicious.
zix: No, it's not!
mod: If it matters, probably not, but eevee was the last one to use it.
eevee: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
mod: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
eevee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, mod!
Polly: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Duocake.
Duocake: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
mod: Duocake... Green's been awfully quiet.
Green: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Duocake, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Duocake: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Duocake:
Duocake: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Duocake: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Polly: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Duocake: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Green: Actually I did the math, Polly would have $225, not $0.15.
Polly: Fam I’m right here....
zix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Duocake: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
zix: Sorry I only have a dollar
Duocake: :(
Green: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Polly would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
zix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Green: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
mod: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Green: Apply juice to what
eevee: Directly to the forehead
Polly: Great chat everyone

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

nobody likes duocake

Duocake: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Polly: Nope, absolutely not.
Green: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
zix: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
mod: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
eevee: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Duocake: Croissants: dropped
Polly: Road: works ahead
Green: BBQ sauce: on my [no]
zix: Shavacado: fre
mod: Miss Keisha: [duck]in dead
eevee:
eevee, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

*The squad right before Duocake's wedding*
Polly: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Green: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
zix: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
mod: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
eevee, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Duocake: I CAN'T DO IT!
Polly, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Duocake: I CANT [duck]ING DO IT ANYMORE
Green: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Duocake:
Duocake: I appreciate it,
Duocake: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
zix: Duocake-
Duocake: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
mod: Duocake we gotta-
Duocake: YOU GOTTA DRAW A [duck]ING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Duocake: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Duocake, motioning to eevee: NOT [duck]ING THIS

  • Haha 2
  • Confused 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Duocake: Just be yourself.
Polly: 'Be myself'? Duocake, I have one day to win Green over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
zix: Couple weeks.
mod: Six months.
eevee: Jury’s still out.
Polly: See, Duocake?
Polly: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

32 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said:

I see c!pancake having little wings. Ghostcake angel, maybe moth wings, Arsoncake devil wings, and Duocake having one of each.

Hell yeah

Ghostcake with little tiny moth wings my heart grrrr ❤️❤️❤️

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, Polly said:

@Ranboo but a lot worse

i really don't really feel comfortable with duocake being the  embodiment of bipolar disorder

i really don't want any character to have a mental illness unless the player has it. 

thanks.

oh we weren't trying to-

this was my idea I'm coming out flat out and saying it

I should take the blame :>>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...