GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Arsoncake: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.Polly: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!Green: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!Ghostcake: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.Arsoncake: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said: SASSY GHOSTCAKE SUPREMACY Arsoncake: I think Ghostcake was right.Polly: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'Green: They wouldn't do that.Ghostcake: You're right, Green. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.Ghostcake: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Ghostcake Told You So' on the back* MORE SASSY GHOSTCAKE *Arsoncake's helping Polly out after they get injured, while the others are watching*Green: How does Polly look?Ghostcake: A little better than you, actually. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 CANON Arsoncake: Is stabbing someone immoral?Polly: Not if they consent to it.Green: Depends who you’re stabbing.Ghostcake: YES?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Arsoncake: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?Polly: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Green?Green: Probably “road work ahead”.Ghostcake: I speak many languages, and this is none of them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, Green the Fiery Fox said: MORE SASSY GHOSTCAKE *Arsoncake's helping Polly out after they get injured, while the others are watching*Green: How does Polly look?Ghostcake: A little better than you, actually. MOOOOOOOOORE Arsoncake: Polly, I'm sad.Polly: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.Green: Ghostcake, I'm sad.Ghostcake, nodding: mood. I love how in all of these ghostcake just denies green 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Arsoncake: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?Polly: Put spaghetti in it.Arsoncake: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.Green: Put spaghetti in it.Arsoncake: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.Ghostcake: Put spaghetti in it.Arsoncake: I'm no longer taking suggestions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 *Arsoncake is cooking*Polly: Any chance that’s for me?Arsoncake: It’s for Ghostcake. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.Green: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 canon? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Arsoncake: *Gently taps table*Polly: *Taps back*Green: What are they doing?Ghostcake: Morse code.Arsoncake: *Aggressively taps table*Polly: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Just now, Polly said: canon? canon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 purgatory screwed up arsoncake Arsoncake: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.Polly:Green:Ghostcake:Everyone Else At Arsoncake’s Surprise Birthday Party:Polly: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Arsoncake: *Screams*Polly: *Screams louder to establish dominance*Green: Should we do something?Ghostcake: No, I want to see who wins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Arsoncake: Hah! 69! You know what that means?Polly: What?Green: That you're a child.Ghostcake: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 YES Arsoncake: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?Polly: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.Green: I personally was created in a lab.Ghostcake: I just straight up spawned lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Arsoncake: Wake me up…Polly: Before you go go!Green: When September ends…Ghostcake: WAKE ME UP INSIDE- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Arsoncake: Tonight, one of you will betray us.Polly: Is it me, Arsoncake?Arsoncake: No, it’s not you.Green: Is it me, Arsoncake?Arsoncake: It’s not you either.Ghostcake: Is it me, Arsoncake?Arsoncake:Arsoncake, mockingly: Is IT mE Arsoncake? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 This is what will happen when duocake exists- Arsoncake: I just ended a four year relationship.Polly: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?Arsoncake: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.*Green and Ghostcake fighting from across the room* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 can I just- Ima just do the 3 person ones and put duocake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Duocake: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset mePolly: Okay, but in my defense, Green bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.Duocake: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Duocake: You have to apologize to PollyGreen: Fine.Green: 'Un[duck] you' or whatever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said: yes if pancake wants I probably could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said: purgatory screwed up arsoncake Arsoncake: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.Polly:Green:Ghostcake:Everyone Else At Arsoncake’s Surprise Birthday Party:Polly: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first. CANNON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said: Ghostcake: I just straight up spawned lol. She did though, to be fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said: This is what will happen when duocake exists- Arsoncake: I just ended a four year relationship.Polly: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?Arsoncake: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.*Green and Ghostcake fighting from across the room* Also cannon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenTheGreat Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Duocake: While I’m gone, Polly, you’re in charge.Polly: Yes!!!Duocake, whispering: Green, you’re secretly in charge.Green: Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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