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I submitted Melon earlier though. Or I’m confused hevailyheavily

Creamello, please!

Uh please!

Monty Python Throwback!

Any references

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No oh no NO NO THANKS

I want to click on a fanfic but I also don’t

There are good ships though, like Kion X Jasiri because they sang Sisi Ni Sawa (look it up, it’s really good)

Like Please don’t ship Tamatoa and Maui Tamatoa is a crab not a human not even a humanoid

Heeey No Noooo no I saw the word “Tamatoa X” and I kept reading ”Tamatoa”, “X”, and “Māui” should not be in the same sentecw EVER

GOD THERE ARE TAMATOA FANFICTIONS OOOH NO I AM MORBIDLY INTERESTED

All of them anywhere put them here

Not particularly, says Wikipedia. But the writers did their research, like for instance, they like to collect shiny stuff. ShInY

Uh Tamatoa you need to shrink down a bit (this is a coconut crusher crab)

“You can’t run from me!- oh wait you can. You keep surprising me.” THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

And at this point I’ve started daydreaming about being a giant crab- WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS TO RANDOM DISNEY VILLAINSSSS first Scar, then Hades who isn’t even a villain, and now Tamatoa.

..who after listening to Shiny, starts crying for Maui’s sake and rooting for Tamatoa? I don’t know who I should be on the side of. They’re both equally amazing. I don’t know why I like a villain who not only almost kills Māui, but everything else about him, too.

My thought process exactly when I put wings on Orange Rogue Male

YES

This is true I say as I draw a perfect neck for Daisy’s Fall the goat

“No thanks. Uh- actually, what does a hunter do all day that isn’t hunting?”

“Maybe.” She pawed at a mushroom.

“I don’t know.” She batted at a stray leaf.