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3 minutes ago, Ranboo but a lot worse said:

I’m making something

Green and Polly what is the closest (Dream SMP) person to your character

i must know

idk green is her own character

who do u think? /gen

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On 7/6/2021 at 12:38 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Adding to this, I can see Green doing crazy weird stuff. Some examples are Green drinking vinegar and drinking toast she put in the blender

I would eat vinigar irl. Not toast though. I hate it by itself. Though it might be an improvement.

On 7/6/2021 at 12:55 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

incorrect quotes:

Polly: Hey Green can I get a sip of your water?
Green: It's not water.
Polly: Vodka, I like your style!
Green: It's vinegar.
Polly: Wh-Wha-
Green: It's vinegar, COWARD.

 

Polly: What are your goals?
Green: To pet all the dogs.
Polly: No, fitness goals.
Green: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

 

Polly: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Green: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Polly: No! Four to five seconds!
Green: Too late!!!

 

Polly: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Green: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

 

Polly: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Green's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out... (Uh this may be leading to some canon backstory for green O^O)

I want this to be canon but the lore makes green hate polly.

On 7/6/2021 at 12:56 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

more:

Polly, tending to Green's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Green: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

 

Polly: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Green: Stop romanticizing the past.

 

Polly: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Green: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Polly, desperately, as Green bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Green: Oh! B positive.
Polly: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Green:

 

Polly: It’s dark in here
Green: Don’t worry dude I got this
Green: *Stomps their feet*
Green: *Skechers light up*

The b positive.

 Should say B Plus. I want all of this to be canon but everyone hates eachother in lore. I only hate one person so far, and it's not really gonna stay like that any longer

On 7/6/2021 at 4:28 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:

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this one is the most cannon ^^

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I like shoving food in my mouth irl. I also like the Children thing that you also discuss later but I want it to be canon.

I would do this in plot and in real life.

I am gonna make this happen.

On 7/6/2021 at 4:38 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:

Funny thing is Dadelion was the main Flower Ghostcake liked

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dandelions are actually edible.

On 7/6/2021 at 4:39 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

alr green officially thinks dandelions are edible it's canon

THEY ARE EDIBLE. Just don't eat the fertilizer or pesticide.

we don't have that with our tech though.

On 7/6/2021 at 4:41 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:

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all of these are from shows.

On 7/6/2021 at 4:46 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

*The group is getting into the car*
Arsoncake: I’m driving.
Polly, out of view: Shotgun!
Green, turning to face Polly: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Polly: WOAH-
Polly, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

GO TRAUMA TRIO GO! (I want them to get together but everyone hates everyone)

On 7/6/2021 at 4:47 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Arsoncake: If you had to choose between Polly and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Green: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Polly: Green!
Arsoncake: 63 cents.
Green: I'll take the money.
Polly: GREEN!!!

Awwwww.

On 7/6/2021 at 4:50 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

this is canon

On 7/6/2021 at 4:52 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Yes this happened

The sheer impulse.

I am gonna kidnap everyone in plot.

I will own everyone.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:01 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Arsoncake: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Polly: Put spaghetti in it.
Arsoncake: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Green: Put spaghetti in it.
Arsoncake: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Ghostcake: Put spaghetti in it.
Arsoncake: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

This is definitly from a show.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:02 PM, Polly said:

canon?

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This is perfect to what they think.

But it can't happen.

AGGGG

On 7/6/2021 at 5:15 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:

They aren’t capable to handle themselves so yes (I would say it’s more of like an older sister thing)

I have to kidnap all of you and legally make you a family.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:14 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Ok the new thing is that polly and green are kinda like siblings and duocake is the parent then?

I'm the Joe on the side of the road that actually reappears.

also the family is:

adopted.

closer than a normal family could ever be.

Once this happens in plot we must have at least 1 anime moment

On 7/6/2021 at 5:16 PM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:

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I enjoy shipping.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:46 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

I'm back

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Duocake: Thanks fam!
Polly: oh no
Green: *cries* I love you too
zix: Sounds fake but okay
mod: *A flustered mess*
eevee: can i get a refund

Yeah I'm not quick to trust that.

Irl and in plot.

I know this is from a show so I guess we are a tv show.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:48 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Duocake: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Polly: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Green: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
zix: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
mod: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
eevee:
eevee: I have emotional scars.

I have an actual dumb scar story irl.

I bumped into a pole at school outside during dismissal because I was hiding from a patrol(person who tells you to wait for your parents)

On 7/6/2021 at 5:49 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

*The squad is over at Duocake's house*
Polly: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Duocake: ... N-No...
Duocake, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Polly, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Green: I see a-
Duocake, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Polly: Oh, well I-
Duocake: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Duocake, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
zix: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
mod: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Duocake: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Duocake: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Duocake, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Duocake: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
eevee, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Duocake:
Polly: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Duocake:
Duocake, [duck]ing ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

I am definitly me in this.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:50 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Duocake: Rules are made to be broken.
Polly: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Green: Uh, piñatas.
zix: Glow sticks.
mod: Karate boards.
eevee: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Duocake: Rules.
Polly:

again, I somehow fit in this.

Though I don't know what I would actually say.

probably something like bedrock.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:51 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Duocake: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Polly: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Green: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Polly, learn to listen.
zix: What if it bites itself and I die?
mod: That’s voodoo.
eevee: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Polly: That’s correlation, not causation.
zix: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
mod: That’s [No]
Duocake: Oh my God.

I don't know what the [no] represents.

I would definitly ask this though.

and I would definetly not know what it actually is.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:51 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Duocake, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Polly: Hey.
Green: Hi.
zix: Hello.
mod: Hey!
Duocake: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
eevee: We were out of Doritos.

We are now a 90's sitcom.

I watched one.

in that there is a running gag with love between 2 characters.

in one they both get stuck in an elevator and talk about love.

One says that they wouldn''t find the right person for them if they fell from the sky.

The other character then falls from the ceiling of the elevator as they were stuck up there from what I didn't mention from the scene.

So they fell from the sky.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:52 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Duocake: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Polly: ...I did. I broke it.
Duocake: No. No you didn't. Green?
Green: Don't look at me. Look at zix.
zix: What?! I didn't break it.
Green: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
zix: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Green: Suspicious.
zix: No, it's not!
mod: If it matters, probably not, but eevee was the last one to use it.
eevee: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
mod: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
eevee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, mod!
Polly: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Duocake.
Duocake: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
mod: Duocake... Green's been awfully quiet.
Green: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Duocake, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Duocake: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Duocake:
Duocake: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

I'm either duocake, or I don't fit in this scene.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:53 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Duocake: Hewwo.
Polly: Hihiiiiii!
Green: Greetings, Humans.
mod: Three kinds of people.
zix: I want pudding.
Duocake: Four kinds of people.
eevee: WHAT’S UP [duck]ERS?
mod: Five kinds of people.

This is just what we would be like if we were actually in the circumstances in minecraft.

our real selves.

But it would be alot different.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:53 PM, Polly said:

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EEVEE DOES NOT LIKE MOD COMFIRMED /J

I ask every single question.

I would also ask what the technical difficulties were.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:53 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Duocake: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Polly: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Duocake: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Green: Actually I did the math, Polly would have $225, not $0.15.
Polly: Fam I’m right here....
zix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Duocake: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
zix: Sorry I only have a dollar
Duocake: :(
Green: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Polly would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
zix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Green: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
mod: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Green: Apply juice to what
eevee: Directly to the forehead
Polly: Great chat everyone

I mean I know that this is from a show so it's literally DESIGNED to be relatable but I would do something different and still funny.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:56 PM, Polly said:

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I'm either mod or Polly/Duocake.

or I'll teach you how to do math so you never have to ask for help again.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:56 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

nobody likes duocake

Duocake: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Polly: Nope, absolutely not.
Green: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
zix: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
mod: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
eevee: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

all of us are Duocake.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:57 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Duocake: Croissants: dropped
Polly: Road: works ahead
Green: BBQ sauce: on my [no]
zix: Shavacado: fre
mod: Miss Keisha: [duck]in dead
eevee:
eevee, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

I'm eevee combined with me.

On 7/6/2021 at 5:58 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

*The squad right before Duocake's wedding*
Polly: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Green: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
zix: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
mod: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
eevee, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

I have 1 questions.

Who is Duocake getting married to.

I am both eevee as I ship actual people.

and also myself.

I like shipping real people.

On 7/6/2021 at 6:00 PM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Duocake: Just be yourself.
Polly: 'Be myself'? Duocake, I have one day to win Green over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
zix: Couple weeks.
mod: Six months.
eevee: Jury’s still out.
Polly: See, Duocake?
Polly: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

I'm Duocake and me.

I like the shipping.

On 7/7/2021 at 8:35 AM, Ranboo but a lot worse said:

Un-traumatized Ghostcake’s theme

 

This is super creepy.

On 7/7/2021 at 8:52 AM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

I kinda want green to be the one to bring ghostcake back.

why don't we all use the power of friendship to do it together.

On 7/7/2021 at 9:19 AM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

I would go set some stuff up but zix decided it's be a good idea to NOT CHANGE IT BACK D:< 

I'm back from vacation.

On 7/7/2021 at 10:06 AM, Green the Fiery Fox said:

Quackity would work

Trying to do a "villan arc" but tbh it's more of an anti-hero arc

I won't let you.

I will protect you from all threats.

I refuse to become the viIIain though.

also I spelt villain: viiiain.

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9 hours ago, Zixvir said:

 

I like shipping real people 

why don't we all use the power of friendship to do it together.

I'm back from vacation.

I won't let you.

I will protect you from all threats.

I refuse to become the viIIain though.

also I spelt villain: viiiain.

1. NEVER SHIP IRL PEOPLE! It's weird and makes people uncomfortable. If they let you, you can ship their characters but not the actual people 

2.beacuse literally everyone is at war? But I may have a plan where Green will actually let you be on a team with her, but only if polly agrees with this-

3. Pog, excited to go on the realm once again to play actual minecraft 

4. Well what if I want to?-

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3 minutes ago, Green the Fiery Fox said:

tell me the plot you have planned, then I'll see if it's cool B) 

I'm gonna kidnap everyone.

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3 hours ago, Green the Fiery Fox said:

1. NEVER SHIP IRL PEOPLE! It's weird and makes people uncomfortable. If they let you, you can ship their characters but not the actual people 

2.beacuse literally everyone is at war? But I may have a plan where Green will actually let you be on a team with her, but only if polly agrees with this-

3. Pog, excited to go on the realm once again to play actual minecraft 

4. Well what if I want to?-

@Zixvir

(if you are confused which mattress this is, its polly.)

NEVER. SHIP. REAL. PEOPLE.

please do not ship ANY of my characters, minecraft or not.

They are all canonically MINORS

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