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3 minutes ago, Modiano said:

Gallus

Amalthea

Perseria

(Idk how these characters interact with each other so I apologize if these are not funny/accurate)

Amalthea: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Perseria: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Amalthea: No!

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Gallus: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Perseria: What was that?
Gallus: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Perseria: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Gallus: Apparently, we're not.

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Amalthea: I have a bad feeling about this...
Perseria: What do you mean?
Amalthea: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Perseria: No?
Gallus: That actually explains so much.

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Perseria: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Perseria: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

2 minutes ago, Tornado said:

Riddle

Deerskin

Windypaw

(I only know windy so I apologize if these aren't accurate/funny)

Windypaw: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Deerskin, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

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Windypaw: Don’t you have any dignity, Riddle?
Riddle: Uh, no.

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Deerskin, watching Windypaw do something stupid: Riddle, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Riddle: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Deerskin: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Deerskin: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Windypaw: That’s a snake.

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Riddle: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Just now, Green said:

Amalthea: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Perseria: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Amalthea: No!

-

Gallus: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Perseria: What was that?
Gallus: The sound of someone else's problem.

-

Perseria: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Gallus: Apparently, we're not.

-

Amalthea: I have a bad feeling about this...
Perseria: What do you mean?
Amalthea: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Perseria: No?
Gallus: That actually explains so much.

-

Perseria: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Perseria: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

These are actually pretty accurate lol

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2 minutes ago, Green said:

(Idk how these characters interact with each other so I apologize if these are not funny/accurate)

Amalthea: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Perseria: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Amalthea: No!

-

Gallus: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Perseria: What was that?
Gallus: The sound of someone else's problem.

-

Perseria: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Gallus: Apparently, we're not.

-

Amalthea: I have a bad feeling about this...
Perseria: What do you mean?
Amalthea: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Perseria: No?
Gallus: That actually explains so much.

-

Perseria: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Perseria: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

(I only know windy so I apologize if these aren't accurate/funny)

Windypaw: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Deerskin, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.

-

Windypaw: Don’t you have any dignity, Riddle?
Riddle: Uh, no.

-

Deerskin, watching Windypaw do something stupid: Riddle, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Riddle: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Deerskin: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

-

Deerskin: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Windypaw: That’s a snake.

-

Riddle: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

HAHA THESE ARE ACCURATE

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3 hours ago, ItzFadeDaNightWing said:

Afterglow

Shadowfader

Fadeheart

whoops didn't see this!

This will be the last one!

Afterglow: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
Fadeheart: The big five licenses?
Afterglow: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

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Fadeheart: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Shadowfader: A pet WHAT?!
Afterglow: William Snakespeare.

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Shadowfader: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Fadeheart: Afterglow, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Afterglow: Raise the dead.
Fadeheart: And what did you do?
Afterglow: Raise the dead.

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Afterglow: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Shadowfader: Um, make lemonade?
Afterglow: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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