Aether Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, RandomWanderer said: This gave some randomly generated wanderer a near heartattack, as it had watched these movies around 2 000 000 times when aged 10. "YOU DID NOT ALMOST SUFFER A HEART ATTACK! I KNOW WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE I DIED FROM ONE!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 It attempted to mock faint, but was hit by an anvil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, RandomWanderer said: It attempted to mock faint, but was hit by an anvil Parry Hotter clapped at the death of Mraco Dalfoy, the randomly generated wanderer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Arteskue said: Parry Hotter clapped at the death of Mraco Dalfoy, the randomly generated wanderer. Then he took an anvil to the knee, as it wasn't 4 feet above the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, RandomWanderer said: Then he took an anvil to the knee, as it wasn't 4 feet above the ground. Thus he died, but was instantly revived because his sacrificial-love spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 He wondered how someone could die that way, but soon came to true enlightenment in the shape of a guard uniform. Engraved in big, bold letters, it bore a message: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goggles-kun Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 “WHOEVER IS READING THIS, LOOK BEHIND” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 And so, the inferior dark lord Walmart was tricked and defeated. Only the anvil remained,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebbleheart Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 then the anvil turned into a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 The tree of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 That gave apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Products to everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Then it got copyright striked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Because it was a tree and had free will to pollute human-kind with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Thus it was put in Azkaban for 12 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 But it didn't learn its lesson and so was fined for being a tree again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 And it's bark turned black... No Siriusly not sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 With twilight sparkles, " no one will ever love me now", it said, sparkling sparkingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 1 hour ago, RandomWanderer said: With twilight sparkles, " no one will ever love me now", it said, sparkling sparkingly It cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pebbleheart Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 and died rhymes uwu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 But only on the inside, as it was a tree of live and rejected by death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aether Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 For this, It realized... Suicuneside is not the way to go and set out on a journey to find it's roots. It met a peculiar Lilytuft on the same journey... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Who was married to an icicle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 named Micha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Curse you, Skyplash. I ship Lilytuft with a snowy rock from Equilinox said icicle Micha, who was secretly Lord Walmart 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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