Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 That is, translate your mother tongue directly into English. Bonus points for botched dialect. If English is your mother tongue, choose any other. Is Monday school? Must only what eat Oh. Yes, that I know. Strange things walk in front of themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The most beautiful thing Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, spacecat at random said: Strange things walk in front of themselves Twins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 this isn't what you're asking for but uh Capsicum annuum mortuis (put it in Google Translate...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 The death of red wine cheese (I don’t know. Why did someone speaking French say that in my class? I DON’T KNOW. what even is red wine cheese? This probably isn’t what you’re looking for..) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The most beautiful thing Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Just now, Ancient Eve's Nose said: The death of red wine cheese (I don’t know. Why did someone speaking French say that in my class? I DON’T KNOW. what even is red wine cheese? This probably isn’t what you’re looking for..) They gave common phrases We have to translation them to what they mean in the worst way possible like I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Me: puts "I love baked potatoes so I eat them whenever I can because I love them so much" into Google Translate, translating into latin and back to english Google translate: If you can not eat baked potatoes, and I have loved too much. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The most beautiful thing Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Just now, Skysplash8 said: Me: puts "I love baked potatoes so I eat them whenever I can because I love them so much" into Google Translate, translating into latin and back to english Google translate: If you can not eat baked potatoes, and I have loved too much. IF YOU CAN NOT EAT BAKED POTATOES , AND I HAVE LOVED THEM TOO MUCH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 one time in Latin class there was a Latin phrase we were to translate. it was 'animal pede infirmo' and eveyone laughed because... you know.. pede... peed... yeah we're so mature 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Gerbil gerbils and gerbils and gerbils and sometimes gerbils The dog barks and dogs and dogs a little more The cat meows and cats and cats and cats still The horse neighs and horses and horses a little more The original was... The gerbil gerbils and gerbils and gerbils some more The dog barks and dogs and dogs some more The cat meows and cats and cats and cats some more The horse neighs and horses and horses some more I translated it into French, then back into English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Ah yes. From the lyrics of Country Roads, Take me Home to Routes de campagne Emmène moi chez toi À la place J'appartiens Virginie occidentale Maman de montagne Emmène moi chez toi Routes de campagne to Country roads Take me Home In place I belong West Virginia Mountain mum Take me Home Country roads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 And from the lyrics of Oh Susanna to... Et cum venerit de Alabama a me genu banjo Facilis descensus California verus amor est mihi videre O essent iusti, O vos, nolite flere super me Et cum venerit de Alabama a me genu banjo Pluit tota nocte diei reliquum fuit siccitas caeli Morte sol fervidus obrigesceret O magna Susanna, et nolite flere O essent iusti, et nolite flere super me O, Et cum venerit de Alabama a me banjo genu! to 1 come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee Going to Louisiana for my true love to see Oh, Susanna; Oh do not you cry for me For 1 come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee It rained all night the day 1 left, the weather it was dry The sun so hot 1 froze to death Oh, Susanna do not you cry Susan oh, oh do not you cry for me; For 1 come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Soo... uh, I translated the lyrics from another song: Must be a ghost or a gun man I never stop to see I was so frightened He never follow me He never follow me He never follow me into Latin and I got: Or any gun should be a ghost If I have found is, however, no one I am a man, And they being much afraid, for they were in fear It was never him, Follow me It was never him, Follow me It was never him, Follow me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 Good to know. If I'm ever forced to write pseudo-poetry. Maybe all those Latin classes were good for something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 English to French to English Oh Susanna lyrics: I'm from Alabama with a knee banjo Go to Louisiana for my true love to see Oh Susanna, Oh you do not cry for me, because I'm from Alabama with a banjo on my knee! It rained all night the day I left the weather was dry, The sun so hot I died of cold, Oh Susanna do not cry. Oh Susanna, Oh you do not cry for me Because I'm from Alabama with a banjo on my knee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ancient Eve's Nose said: English to French to English Oh Susanna lyrics: I'm from Alabama with a knee banjo Go to Louisiana for my true love to see Oh Susanna, Oh you do not cry for me, because I'm from Alabama with a banjo on my knee! It rained all night the day I left the weather was dry, The sun so hot I died of cold, Oh Susanna do not cry. Oh Susanna, Oh you do not cry for me Because I'm from Alabama with a banjo on my knee! Knee banjo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renio2490 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Almond milk Breeze tastes vanilla (Translation: Almond Breeze milk tastes bad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 To the going down of the sun, which had followed a the trees of the oak (Oak trees in the sunset are pretty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 hi my friends I'm running a Lioden RP! Translated into Latin, then back into English: Hi my friends I ran Lioden rewards! um... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Renio2490 said: Almond milk Breeze tastes vanilla (Translation: Almond Breeze milk tastes bad) my family hasn't owned a hing of regular milk for as long as i remember. We've always had Almond Milk. (The brand in the fridge right now is Blue Diamond) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Well, whoever they are, they’re not wrong.. They say that cats meow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojo Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 I think my pig is whistling (honestly that is one of my fav sayings and I don't use it nearly enough) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Well. I translated those lyrics copy-pasted, and.... This mouse or duppy gunman Not me, man fi out yet So it does not scare me All of my daughter's name feget The man was cut las night bway Unknown to me coulden 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CABINET Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 I've actually done something like this, but it was through a bunch of languages instead of just one. Anyway, let's have some fun! The phrase I shall translate is this: This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right It's the chorus of the periodic Table Song (the one by ASAPscience) Let's translate it into French (the only other language I actually kinda understand) and back! Result: This is the periodic tableThe noble gas is stableHalogens and alkalis react aggressivelyEach period will see new outer shellsWhile the electrons are added moving to the right Meh, it's alright... but we can do better! Let's do it with Latin! Result: This is the periodic tableManufacturing a stable and highMetals and alkalis act aggressivelyEach time you see the new slicesAs long as it is moved electrons are added to the right of Er... Well, that is certainly interesting... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PincerClaw420 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Penguins are aquatic kiwis with smelling problems translated into: The Penguins are aquatic fragrance kiwis problems. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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