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The ducks in St James's Park are so used to being fed bread by secret agents meeting clandestinely  that they have developed their own Pavlovian reaction. Put a St James's Park duck in a laboratory cage and show it a picture of two men -- one usually wearing a coat with a fur collar, the other something sombre with a scarf -- and it'll look up expectantly.

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"Why don't you come in tomorrow morning, and we'll have a scene ready for you then?"

"Oh yeah, that's really interesting, let me just check my planner, where is it? Oh here, I found it! AH NAH! I DON'T DO MORNANGS!"

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22 minutes ago, TundraKitsune said:

That's the way I like to live my life, and I feel like everything's gonna be fine!

-The quote above Tundra's MC bed

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Peril. Our beloved crazed disaster. (Well, mine at least.)

"Oh! Right. Hello. Thank you for not screaming or fainting or throwing a crocodile at me."

"Yes. I'm Queen Scarlet's notorious death monster."

"That's right, DIE, you little monster plants. May your roots always be thirsty and your seeds all meet a fiery death until you're extinct forever! I HATE you!"

"Huh. Looks like a norm- nope! You're right! Stupidest bowl I've ever seen! Can I join in? HEY, BOWL, YOUR SHAPE IS INANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN STACK WELL IN CABINETS! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE THE WORST! Ooh, this is great. Let's do it every day! I feel much better."

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