MАTTRESS Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, Lizardcake said: ok how far back did Squidward travel? he was born 296 million years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 7 minutes ago, Lizardcake said: ok how far back did Squidward travel? he probably traveled back like a few thousand years maybe 20000 or something idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, cookie -she,her- said: he probably traveled back like a few thousand years maybe 20000 or something idk ok anyone calculate that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 "How would ponyboy describe the church?" "flammable" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 "i want my 20 bucks, leo! oh no.. leos on fire..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 6 hours ago, Lizardcake said: ok anyone calculate that? calculate What Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CABINET Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 "Burn me once, shame on you, burn me twice, somebody take the tools away from me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 “Mmmm raw egg” ”I think the raw egg just makes it better” -me, making cookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 "she wants her dog to be vincent van gogh, if her dog is not vincent van gogh she's not going to buy the [hecking] dog. mary fassler will have a painting dog and you cannot keep her from getting her painting dog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 "your dog should not be making most big life decisions" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 "that was the most subtly homophobic thing i have ever heard and it was from a dog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MАTTRESS Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 "only communists ignore christmas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 “Give me the animal, I am hungry” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 'I've heard enough to say that... I need to hear it again.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impy10 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 *Punches Stomach* "Do it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiyanna Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 "She's an almond." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impy10 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 "Anumynumynumynum-" *Screams of terror* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pancake Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 "What does sunburn do to your skin?" "ouchie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 “I am going to evolve into a circle completely smooth, like my brain” -me, talking about brain wires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 *holding a knife* "i wonder if i could hit the sprinklers with it?" *metal banging* - me making pasta in cooking simulator 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impy10 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 "I can kill any small creature if I want to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impy10 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 "it's like the death row, but with a pool." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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