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*Blizzard dies in a game with ships*

Nutella Monster: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.

Nutella Monster: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Fade: Legend has it that Blizzard still haunts the ship, stealing my freaking soda.

Blizzard: Of course I do.

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Blizzard: So, Nutella Monster is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Fade: Why?

Blizzard: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Nutella Monster, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your BUTT.

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Fade: Hey, Blizzard. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Blizzard: To get to the other side?

Fade: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

Fade: Hey, Blizzard. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Blizzard: To get to the other side?

Fade: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

Blizzard: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?

Fade: To get to the idiot’s house.

Blizzard: ...Ok?

Nutella Monster: Hey, Blizzard. Knock knock.

Blizzard: No.

Nutella Monster: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

Blizzard: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

Nutella Monster: The chicken.

Blizzard:

Nutella Monster:

Fade:

Blizzard: Listen here you little-

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Fade: What’s it like being tall?

Fade: Is it nice?

Fade: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Blizzard: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Nutella Monster: It was one time!

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