Broken Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Here, you can post vines, memes, or even jokes from comedians or yourself! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Here's one I just thought up... Q: Why is 6 scared of 7? A: Because 7 8 9! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 chickens... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The most beautiful thing Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 What did the Fox say to the Dog when he was caught eating the chickens? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, PupTheNicheling said: What did the Fox say to the Dog when he was caught eating the chickens? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 You are my dad! You're my dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The most beautiful thing Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, randomspacecat said: What? "Go away, I'm eating." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Brokenshock said: You are my dad! You're my dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie! It haz finally confused a spacecat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 Just now, randomspacecat said: It haz finally confused a spacecat It's a vine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Just now, Brokenshock said: It's a vine. You youngsters and your drinking habits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 Time for a comedian's joke! This is by Joe Zimmerman: Everywhere you go there's different animal escape tactic. I was in Florida and they said, "When you're being chased by an alligator just run in a zig-zag. Everyone knows that!" And I said, "I didn't know that." And aren't alligator's eyes on the side of their head? Won't they see you when you're zigging and zagging? It'll be like, "There he is. Got him. Oh he's back. Good thing he's not sprinting straight forward that be my blind spot!" I know the one for the shark, put it in a headlock, drag it on land. Stupid shark, can't even breathe. They say don't smile at wolves because they take it as a sign of aggression. You know, who sees a wolf *smiles. "Oh look a pack of wolves! Wave! They're smiling back at us!" There is such thing as an Alligator Snapping Turtle. It weighs 300 lbs. They say if you ever get attacked by one you're supposed to hold it underwater by it's neck because it has a weak neck. You know, if I ever saw one of these I think my first step would be to walk away. And if you see it chasing you, you just wanna keep walking. But don't take a nap! Turtles hate naps... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renio2490 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Anyone: Beep FlowerMask: BEEP 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 guys guys guys im going to tell a joke have you ever heard of murphy's law? im assuming yes. have you ever heard of cole's law? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goggles-kun Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 This is the type of things I consider “funny”: 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The most beautiful thing Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 SO MY CAT BISCUIT(I didn't know she was in my room) AND SHE JUST POPPED OUT FROM MY COMPUTER AND TO MY SIDE 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Goggles-kun said: This is the type of things I consider “funny”: I'd argue, but there was a guy in my old school who was really into martial arts. We watched some Viking movie and he spent the entire duration making fun of the butched realism, as if it were the most entertaining thing on the planet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Also, I can't spell today. Please forgive me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The most beautiful thing Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 SO MY CAT BISCUIT(I didn't know she was in my room) AND SHE JUST POPPED OUT FROM MY COMPUTER AND TO MY SIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 1 minute ago, PupTheNicheling said: SO MY CAT BISCUIT(I didn't know she was in my room) AND SHE JUST POPPED OUT FROM MY COMPUTER AND TO MY SIDE 2 hours ago, PupTheNicheling said: SO MY CAT BISCUIT(I didn't know she was in my room) AND SHE JUST POPPED OUT FROM MY COMPUTER AND TO MY SIDE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 "I'm not stupid, I'm just uneducated" not 100% sure who said this, but it was someone at my school we have good education tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacestar TheThundersuncat Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, random cat said: "I'm not stupid, I'm just uneducated" not 100% sure who said this, but it was someone at my school we have good education tho Uneducated on what? Still, we have a word for that in German, "bildungsresistent". He's just knowledge-resistant/impermeable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 1 hour ago, randomspacecat said: Uneducated on what? 🤷♀️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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