ItzFadeDaNightWing Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Fade: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Nutella Monster: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Fade: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Blizzard, recording: This is so cute. ~~ Fade: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Blizzard: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Fade: Not when you’re playing with Nutella Monster, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” ~~ Nutella Monster: Welcome to FREAKING Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Blizzard: Bees? Nutella Monster: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Blizzard: Wait- *Fade approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* ~~ Blizzard: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Fade: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Blizzard: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Nutella Monster: Edible. ~~ *Fade is casually searching around the room* Nutella Monster: Hey Fade, what’re you looking for? Fade: My will to live. *Blizzard walks into the room* Fade: Oh, there it is. ~~ Fade: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Blizzard: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Nutella Monster: A realist sees a freight train. Abyss: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. ~~ Blizzard: Fade, we're hungry! Abyss: Fade! What's for dinner? Nutella Monster: We're hungry, Fade! Fade, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams* ~~ Fade: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Abyss: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Fade: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Abyss: But I heard a siren. Blizzard: That was Nutella Monster. Nutella Monster: Sorry, I got nervous. ~~ Nutella Monster: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Fade: *crouches down* Abyss: *kneels down* Blizzard: *sits on the floor* Nutella Monster: Nutella Monster: I hate all of you. ~~ *In a horror movie situation* Nutella Monster: I've got no service on my phone here. Blizzard: Shoot, my battery just died. Fade: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Abyss: Guys, my phone is a book. @no.THIS IS SO TRUE BABHAHA ~~ Abyss & Blizzard in the back of Fade’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Nutella Monster: We have food at home. Fade: *pulls into the McDonald's drive through* Abyss Blizzard: YAYYYYYY! Fade: *orders one black coffee and leaves* ~~ Fade: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Blizzard: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Fade: Absolutely not. ~~ Fade: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Fade: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there. ~~ Nutella Monster, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Fade, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Abyss, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Blizzard, trembling: What are we playing?! ~~ Fade: ARE YOU- Nutella Monster: Bleeping. Fade: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Nutella Monster: Bleeping. Fade: IDIOT! Abyss: …What was that? Nutella Monster: Blizzard banned Fade from swearing, so I’m helping them out. ~~ Nutella Monster: You're smiling. What happened? Fade: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Blizzard: Abyss tripped and fell down the stairs today. ~~ Nutella Monster: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Fade: When have I been paranoid? Nutella Monster: Um, when you first met Abyss you thought they were an undercover cop…? Fade: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera! Nutella Monster: And last year you were sure Blizzard was a mermaid! Fade: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?! *Later, when Fade’s theory is proven wrong* Nutella Monster: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Fade: I still think Blizzard is a mermaid. ~~ *The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* Fade: Rude. Abyss: That's fair. Blizzard: Not again. Nutella Monster: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? ~~ Blizzard: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Fade. They're mad at you. Fade: No, it's Nutella Monster. They're just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Nutella Monster: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Abyss: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Nutella Monster: I stand by my choice. ~~ Blizzard, Fade & Abyss: *screaming* Nutella Monster: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Abyss?! Blizzard: Wait, why are you asking Abyss that when Fade and I are also here? Nutella Monster: Because Abyss wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance. ~~ Fade: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Abyss: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Blizzard: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Abyss: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Nutella Monster: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Abyss: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 ~~ Fade: *Gasp* Blizzard: wHAT?? Fade: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Blizzard: *inhales* Nutella Monster, in another room with Abyss: Why can I hear screeching? ~~ *Everyone is playing a board game together Abyss: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Fade: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Blizzard: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Nutella Monster: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Fade: *flips the board* ~~ Abyss: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Nutella Monster: Put spaghetti in it. Abyss: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Blizzard: Put spaghetti in it. Abyss: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Fade: Put spaghetti in it. Abyss: I am no longer taking suggestions. ~~ Fade: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Nutella Monster: Um, murder??? Abyss: Adventuring! Blizzard: Tuesday. ~~ Blizzard: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Fade, Abyss, & Nutella Monster: Okay. Blizzard: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Nutella Monster: Bold of you to assume I have money. Fade: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Abyss: Bold of you to assume I can die. ~~ Nutella Monster: Christmas is cancelled. Abyss: You can't cancel a holiday. Nutella Monster: Keep it up, Abyss, and you'll lose New Year's too. Abyss: What does that mean? Nutella Monster: Blizzard, take New Year's away from Abyss. ~~ Abyss: I'm bored. Blizzard: Wanna commit first degree murder? Abyss: Sure! Nutella Monster, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Fade down!! ~~ Nutella Monster: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Abyss: You left me, Blizzard, and Fade in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Nutella Monster: I did that on purpose, try again. ~~ Abyss: You have friends and I envy that. Nutella Monster: You're welcome to share my friends. Abyss: *looks at Fade and Blizzard* Abyss: I don't want those. ~~ Abyss, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Blizzard: Gray. Fade: Grey. Abyss, turning to Nutella Monster: Now tell them what color you think it is. Nutella Monster: Dark white. ~~ Nutella Monster: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Abyss: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Fade: I got distracted halfway through. Blizzard: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. ~~ Nutella Monster, watching Blizzard and Abyss fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Fade, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Nutella Monster: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? Blizzard: Fade. Abyss: Fade. Fade: Me. ~~ Blizzard: What if people had food names and food had people names? Abyss: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Blizzard for dinner. Nutella Monster: What is wrong with you people? Fade: Shut up, chocolate. ~~ Blizzard: Die. Fade: Please don't die! Blizzard: DIE! Fade: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Nutella Monster, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Abyss, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Fade wants Blizzard to accept it as their kid. ~~ Nutella Monster: You guys worried about Blizzard? Abyss: Totally! Fade: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Nutella Monster: And what'd you say? Fade: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Abyss: Nutella Monster: They're lucky to have you as a friend. ~~ Fade, teaching Abyss to drive: Okay, you're driving and Nutella Monster and Blizzard walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Abyss: Oh, definitely Blizzard. I could never hurt Nutella Monster. Fade, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes. ~~ Nutella Monster: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Nutella Monster: *aggressively throws water bottles* Blizzard: Uh... what's up with them? Abyss: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Nutella Monster: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Fade, crying: It's working. ~~ BAHAHHAHAH THATS AMAZINGT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XxTheSnowfallSystemxX Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 IN THE TIME OF THE SPLATFEST Big Man: Guys, Shiver is missing. Frye: Good. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Big Man: Would you slap Frye- Shiver: Yes. Big Man: I didn't even finish! Shiver: Sorry, continue. Big Man: Would you slap Frye for 10 dollars? Shiver: I would do it for free. Frye: Rude... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Big Man: Frye has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them. Shiver: That can't be true! Big Man: Watch this. Big Man: Hey Frye, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Frye: *Throws themself out a window* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frye: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Shiver: They do. Big Man: ...Why did you say that with such certainty? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Big Man: Shiver, I know you love Frye. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely. Big Man: But I think they might be an idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Big Man: I think Shiver is in trouble. Frye: Alright. Struggling to give a crap, if I’m honest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shiver: I know we’re not exactly friends, but- Big Man: What do you want? Shiver: I've been stuck with Frye for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce. Shiver: Help. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SPLATOON 3 SPLATFEST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XxTheSnowfallSystemxX Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Frye: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator. Shiver: Yup. Big Man: Maybe the generator is watching us. Frye: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added? Frye: ... Frye: Wait— Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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