CABINET Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 "I need to bite you for money." -Tako Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takoyamaaaS Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 19 minutes ago, TundraKitsune said: "I need to bite you for money." -Tako tios ture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 'It's been five minutes and I've already committed a war crime!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merp_The_Derp Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 'She shrugged her shoulders and threw the glass bottle, shattering as soon as it touched the wall "Woah," Michael whispered, "Magic"' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 "we just jumped from radiation and mutations to ELEPHANTS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 "youve got 2, get cancer in one? one backup left, get cancer in THAT one??? welcome to cancer town" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 "This kid was raised in a self-driving Tesla, baby!" ______________________________________________________ "Gaaaaay why's he gayyyy... why is Kyle gayyyy...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecat Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 "im a crumpled up piece of paper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 "so annoying that they just stopped inventing old people apparently, when i got the thing that collected old people." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 "Oh I only have brittle bones in the morning. They usually harden around lunchtime, and at night... they get squishy," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 "Mmmmm men's tea... nourishing, lasting... sets your underwear on fire," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 "So get your teeth- well, they're someone else's teeth, but they COULD be your teeth- on wish.com!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 (ignore the Santa Tracker posts I made earlier this is the wrong thread lol) "Oh look! You can dress like a knight too and your dad will still want to die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 " *starts munching on sawdust* " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 "I like to chug a big mug of bruh before I go to work everyday," 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 “Hey, at least this water is still made of… water” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 "I will adopt every single Connor until I have aqcquired them all. It will be the biggest con of all time. And finally, I will be the true Connor!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 "i don't need elevators! i AM an elevator!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 "Oh no! I tried to text my wife that I wanted to kiss her but accidentally typed kill! Now it's legally mandatory for everyone to kill their wives!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecat Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 "Dying is a concept made up by the goverment" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 "okay, now that our bench is here, i can safely die," 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 Just now, lizardcake said: "okay, now that our bench is here, i can safely die," is thus about hollow knight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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