Crazy Quotes

[lizardpolly]

4 hours ago, Chousbbs said:

dIs Is HoW yOu HaRvEsT bOoShEz

- @Lizardcake (also I lied I put it here instead)

(yep I had a feeling this would be here.)

[Pancake]

"mmmmmmkmmmmm"

-me, on a google doc

 

[GreenPolly]

"I WILL EAT YOUR KNEES"

-Me to @Rosie The Frost Fox

[lizardpolly]

'when you make chicken cutlets, you dip it in its unborn children, then you coat it in the food it ate when it was alive'

-my friend, aka satan

[kris]

"SPIN *coughing*"

-me 

[tundrapolly]

"It depends on the mass of the star. More massive stars... -e-ehldlfasdjko;-- words--"

-me trying and failing to form a coherent sentence

[lizardpolly]

Friend: You wanna get the stick? *throws stick*

Friend 2: *does nothing*

Me: *runs after stick* STICKSTICKSTICKSTIIIIIIIICKKK!!!!!!

*walks over to Friend, holding stick* woof woof

[Seasick]

"when should I ask for help?"

"When you've exhausted your physical forces"

A conversation I had

[BirbPolly]

 

Meanwhile, in online class...

[BirbPolly]

"No, Sunset, please put your feathers back on"

-me in a dream

[GreenPolly]

"mmmm my favorite character in the family roleplay. Satan"

-Green

[eebee]

"Girl if you dont shut up about your research im gonna come over there and beat you with your lunchbox"

-Me, watching the magic school bus

[tundrapolly]

"What would happen if we nuke your lungs?" 

-me after accidentally saying "explosed" instead of "exposed" while reading aloud to myself

[lizardpolly]

8 minutes ago, TundraKitsune said:

"What would happen if we nuke your lungs?" 

-me after accidentally saying "explosed" instead of "exposed" while reading aloud to myself

I don't get it but it's funny

[nnotsavya]

Sister: “Your not going to die of eating yogurt, chill”

Me: “YES I AM” *pushes yogurt aside*

Sister: “Oh good, I’ll plan your funeral” *pushes yogurt towards me*

 

-happens everyday irl

yogurt is evil

[kris]

"he doesn't need legs"

-me drawing deltarune 

[lizardpolly]

'iNkWeLl CoMe On FaStEr YoU cAn FlY'

-me playing calico

[lizardpolly]

'if someone ever asks then yes I am aware that there is a bird on my head'

-also me playing calico

[BirbPolly]

Both quotes from other kids in my class:

"Come on! Let's kill the other students with this!"

"WHO PEED HERE?!"

[lizardpolly]

Me: so is the chicken so big or the universe is so small?

Dad: yes

[kris]

"ellie's wife is a Christmas tree and there's nothing wrong with that"

-my friend moments after I ripped a paper Christmas tree in half that I made

[kris]

"drown the napkin god"

-me

[Ozzy.]

"you look like bart simpson"

-a kid i role played with

[Star Starless]

"PEEPAW GO AWAY PLEASE" - Me

I will not provide context for this. If you know, you know.

[ap0110]

On 11/4/2021 at 2:47 PM, Lizardcake said:

'when you make chicken cutlets, you dip it in its unborn children, then you coat it in the food it ate when it was alive'

-my friend, aka satan

Your friends not wrong tho