lizardcake Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Chousbbs said: dIs Is HoW yOu HaRvEsT bOoShEz - @Lizardcake (also I lied I put it here instead) (yep I had a feeling this would be here.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 "mmmmmmkmmmmm" -me, on a google doc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artificer -Green- Posted October 27, 2021 Author Share Posted October 27, 2021 "I WILL EAT YOUR KNEES" -Me to @Rosie The Frost Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 'when you make chicken cutlets, you dip it in its unborn children, then you coat it in the food it ate when it was alive' -my friend, aka satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 "SPIN *coughing*" -me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TundraKitsune Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 "It depends on the mass of the star. More massive stars... -e-ehldlfasdjko;-- words--" -me trying and failing to form a coherent sentence 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Friend: You wanna get the stick? *throws stick* Friend 2: *does nothing* Me: *runs after stick* STICKSTICKSTICKSTIIIIIIIICKKK!!!!!! *walks over to Friend, holding stick* woof woof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modiano Ourania Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 "when should I ask for help?" "When you've exhausted your physical forces" A conversation I had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Meanwhile, in online class... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 "No, Sunset, please put your feathers back on" -me in a dream 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artificer -Green- Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share Posted November 17, 2021 "mmmm my favorite character in the family roleplay. Satan" -Green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eebee Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 "Girl if you dont shut up about your research im gonna come over there and beat you with your lunchbox" -Me, watching the magic school bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TundraKitsune Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 "What would happen if we nuke your lungs?" -me after accidentally saying "explosed" instead of "exposed" while reading aloud to myself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, TundraKitsune said: "What would happen if we nuke your lungs?" -me after accidentally saying "explosed" instead of "exposed" while reading aloud to myself I don't get it but it's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pale Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Sister: “Your not going to die of eating yogurt, chill” Me: “YES I AM” *pushes yogurt aside* Sister: “Oh good, I’ll plan your funeral” *pushes yogurt towards me* -happens everyday irl yogurt is evil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 "he doesn't need legs" -me drawing deltarune 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 'iNkWeLl CoMe On FaStEr YoU cAn FlY' -me playing calico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 'if someone ever asks then yes I am aware that there is a bird on my head' -also me playing calico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 Both quotes from other kids in my class: "Come on! Let's kill the other students with this!" "WHO PEED HERE?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Me: so is the chicken so big or the universe is so small? Dad: yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 "ellie's wife is a Christmas tree and there's nothing wrong with that" -my friend moments after I ripped a paper Christmas tree in half that I made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 "drown the napkin god" -me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devious scoundrel Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 "you look like bart simpson" -a kid i role played with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Chandler Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 "PEEPAW GO AWAY PLEASE" - Me I will not provide context for this. If you know, you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddle. Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 On 11/4/2021 at 2:47 PM, Lizardcake said: 'when you make chicken cutlets, you dip it in its unborn children, then you coat it in the food it ate when it was alive' -my friend, aka satan Your friends not wrong tho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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