lizardcake Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 "This ad is unbearable! How can they think that it works?! ... I'm hungry." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Starless Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 "plot twist: (c!)star is just a raging lesbian" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 "I called the ghost a smart cookie," -10 seconds later- "I keep complimenting this ghost, I just called him hailarious," -My sister -------------------------------------------------------- "I decided that it's time to sell my personal diary," -My sister (IN BITLIFE NOT REAL LIFE) -------------------------------------------------------- "Is Jared alive" "No" "oh" -My classmates -------------------------------------------------------- "Miss I want to go to the gasoline and just s n i f f it," -My classmate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonstwo Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 5 hours ago, BirbMaster said: "I decided that it's time to sell my personal diary," -My sister (IN BITLIFE NOT REAL LIFE) To clarify more, my sister said that while playing bitlife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Starless Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Pancake said: Baldi-berry cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savya Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 24 minutes ago, Pancake said: Baldy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savya Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 “sand taste good” “yum sand” “behold the sand” “i like sandy sandy” “lovely sand restaurant” “your weird” -opinions from people when i opened a sand restaurant on Early Access WoF (Roblox) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savya Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 “It’s time for me to die of this horrible sickness, son. I hope you live a happy life without m-” “Hold on dad, I’ll be right back.” *comes back with his bag* “Wh-” “Don’t worry, you be okay soon enough.” *pulls a charger out of the bag, plugs the charger and puts the charger’s charging thing where you plug it into his dads mouth.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savya Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 “I will steal your mango.” *dies* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savya Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 “My opinion offended you? You should see the ones in my head.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3tra_xix Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Pale said: “My opinion offended you? You should see the ones in my head.” i want one of these shirts so bad LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savya Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 “EAT DIRT” *a ghost spawns and kills me* -my friend on roblox 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 "Let me get this straight. You just caught a live fish behind the wallpaper. Using a cat toy as bait. Right." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 "Hey Tired I'm Josh!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savya Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 *me and my friends making a murder scene in brookhaven* me: OH YEAH! ITS TIME FOR BABY WITH A GUN EPISODE 2 SEASON 7!!!! YES SEASON 7!!!!!! other guy: oooh this looks interesting im going to film this and be camera man *gets a camera* my friend: AND DON’T FOROGT BABY WITH A BOMB!!!!!!!! *starts bombing the place* me: YEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts shooting people with a riffle/gun and causing chaos at the same time* *everybody goes crazy and camera man disappears* me: OH NO! CAMERA DUDE DISAPPEARED! OH WELL! TIME TO SHOOT MORE PEOPLE AHHAAHHAHAHAHAH *goes insane* my friend: BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB *bombs the whole place* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAТТRESS Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 On 2/23/2020 at 1:12 AM, MATТRESS said: "Now it's just gonna be more matching suspenders, and macklemore haircuts, and..." *gagging noises* "Oh, don't gag, honey! Macklemore's not that bad!" "No, why do you all smell like Icy-Hot?!" And... "Oh my gosh, so he's in a coma, you guys!" "No...he's just sleeping...he'll wake up soon." "Please pray for Chab, life lovers, it's still very serious!" "No, not at all, it's just a minorly fractured tibia, so..." "Will he loose the leg?" "No...?" "Will he hacky again?" I don't understand the question...?" "Please leave, please leave...GO!" oh my gosh loving lyfe i keep meaning to rewatch that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 "30th, our favorite day of february" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eebee Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lizardcake said: O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BirbMonster Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 "Oh my goodness, we're elevenaires! What a time to be alive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATTRESS Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardcake Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 "Now it basically looks like buried treasure or like I buried a body here" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Starless Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 "I'm gonna make a graveyard on the moon." - my friend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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