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Perci Meow

Blizz

 

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@Perci_Meow_UvU

"Omg Perci lets get married :DD"

"Yes lets have the wedding. Blizz ur my father."

"NooooooooOOOOOOOO I wanna be the flower boy >:["

"Ok you can be the flower girl lets just hurry up."

"FLoWer BOY"

*Under metal zipline thingy*

*all sing very bad wedding music with mouth*

"YoU mAy nOWw kIss tHe bRIde"

*pretend to kiz*

"am now hubby :)"

 

A week later

 

"We need a child"

"Hmm yes" *Grabs a volleyball and puts in shirt* "There I am now prego"

"Yes much good. Now we need to wait for it to be birthed"

"Wait we haven't gone on our honeymoon"

"Let's go to the bar!"

"Yes- Blizz ur the gay bartender"

"Ok- Halloooooooooooooooooooooo what can I get you?" *In a very gay manner*

"Wotor"

"I want one of those orange things- what are they called- ah yes mimosa but no alcohol bc prego"

"That's literally just orange juice but ok"

*after honeymoon*

"I love how I just got prego but I look 8 months pregnant"

"Yes."

"When does our child exist-"

Later

"Instead of giving birth at the hospital we have the child in the back of the car. It's much more realistic."

"Precisely. Allow me to drive" *sits on bench and pretends to drive* 

*takes out volleyball*

"Okay we're here dont worry." *walks towards other bench*

"BLIZZ BE THE RECEPTIONIST"

"Haello what can I do for you"

"We birthed a child in the back of the car make sure it doesnt have brain damage please"

"Ok give me a moment"

*after stuff*

"OKay give me my baby back >:[" *tries to grab volleyball but accidentally drops it*

"Well now it definitely has brain damage."

"Omg u murdered our baby im getting a divorce"

"nooOOOOOOOOOOOOO its still aliveeeeeeeEEEEEEEE"

"Oh ok"

"ye"

*later*

"Blizz next time u can be our child instead of a receptionist or bartender."

"YEY"

"Also we're naming de baby Ash"

"Ash yes."

"Yef"

"Yes"

The end.....(?)

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